Gandang evening mga friends!! :D

"You dun have to make aral it naman eh...

...it comes sa heart metch.~"

Okie?

Pero para dun sa mga tao na making aral this way of pagsasalita, GO GO GO~!! Let's go make sama-sama mga friends! GORAH!! Para naman I can make help naman sa kanilang paglalakbay, I'll make lagay here the SUPER DUPER OVER MEGA-TO-DA-MAX 10 CONYOMANDMENTS! Like, it's SO JORAY!!

1. Thou shall make gamit "make+pandiwa".
ex. "Let's make pasok na to our class!"
"Wait lang! I'm making kain pa!"
"Come on na, we can't make hintay anymore! It's in Andrew pa, you know?"

2. Thou shall make kalat "noh", "diba" and "eh" in your pangungusap.
ex. "I don't like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it's like, so eew, diba?"
"What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?"
"Eh as if you want naman also, diba?"

3. When making describe a whatever, always say "It's SO pang-uri!"
ex. "It's so malaki, you know, and so mainit!"
"I know right? So sarap nga, eh!"
"You're making me inggit naman.. I'll make bili nga my own burger."

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation "dude", 'tsong" or "pare"
ex. "Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare."
"I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh"

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. "My bag is so bigat today, you know"
"I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!"

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. "I have so many tigyawats, oh!"

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. "Like, it's so init naman!"
"Yah! The aircon, it's, like sira!"

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. "Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?"
"It's so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?"

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?"
ex. "Like, OMG! It's like traffic sa LRT"
"I know right? It's so kaka!"
"Kaka?"
"Kakaasar!"

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. "I'm, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!"
"Me naman, I'm from Lazzahl!"

Hay naku, sa mga heyterz na nagllurking action diyan..urgh! You guys are like SO KAKA! You know? Annoying. Lels. Like if you hate us, dun make pintas naman. :| I hett you. :(

Lalab yu all dear supporters namen. >:D< \:D/

^0^

48 years na noh! D:<

Hay alam niyo ba mga friends, I haven't made ligo yet! Nakakajonding deva? It's like SO mainet that feeling ko aketch ang cause nitong hotness all over da place, you know?! Hay naku, talk about Global Warming chuchu ng mga people ngayon. It's like SO luma. You know? Old na. Parang 10 quiao years na ang nag-make daan since huli itong na-make pamalita! Mah gesh!

TH. I wanna make ligo na. Dem derma kase. Sabi ba naman saketch na after isang araw pa daw aketch pwede mag make ligo! I can't stand naman that noh. Lalo na with this uber hot weather making daan sa 'Pinas ngayon. Like, it's SO kaka. SIYA KAYA ANG HINDI MAG-MAKE LIGO?! :| :| :| Hay naku mga friends, I'll make ligo na. Bahala na si batman sa aketching peys. Kahit na magkawarla-warla na ang mga chuvaevers sa peys ketch, was na ketch make pansin. :|

SUPER DUPER MEGA OVER TO THE MAX GAMOL.

MEGA TO THE MALL AND SHANGRILA TO BOHOL.
Lels. xDD

La nanaman akirang magawa. :)) Like, I'm making epal na lang around sa bahay. Parang inert gas lang na not making reaction with ebrybadi. Kasi kanina, like sometime after we made lafang lunch, we made punta sa derma ni brotheraka ketch. At the same time, pinatingin din ako ni mudra. May "barikos beyns" daw aketch? Like, it's so kakalukrey. I'm like, 14? Tas may barikos kaagad? TH. It's making me WOAH. So ayun, i made tapos na the something eklarboo. It turns out na my skin was just manipis and quite maputi. It's so kaka.

I did not make review kanina 'coz the derma person was making facial sa face ketch. And it's masakit pala. o_o First time kase ee. I was just making sama sa brotheraka ketch sa dermaloos niya then this idea made pasok sa utak ketch! What if I made pa-derma rin? It's like, SO unfair kase. SIYA MAY DERMALOO, AKO WAS. :| So yun, i made pasok-pasok na sa insides ng room. Then Mr. Derma-man said I need a facial daw! Like, I'm on the top of the world kanina! Kasi I THOUGHT it was SO astig. So yah, my heart was literally making sayaw before the facial. What happened after the facial kamo? It was crying. T__T It's so masakit kaya! Like parang the girlaloo was making tanggal your skin sa peys!! D: Oh well. :|

Wa. Ayaw ko na mag-make peyshal pa ulit.

Ohmaygulayyy. O:

Ohmaygashness. It's so nakakatuwa that I had the chance ulit to make gawa-gawa a bagong blog! Ang tarush deva? xDD Hay sus, sana naman I will not be carmi martinized sa pag-make nitetch! It's for my grades naman to make taas, eh. So yah, i was making hanap blog themes para naman bonggacious itong blog na itetch, then na-sight, you know, kita, ko this 10 conyomandments-ekla. Like, it's SO joray! xD People are like making aral-aral na this way ng pagsasalita!

So, mga judings, I'll make juela na. :D :D Hay naku, gud lak na lang sa blog na itetch! Sana people, you know, tao, will make punta here naman sa akirang blog!